Top 10 fun mate stories for childre
A funny conversation between a two people:
Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn’t come back yet.
Inspector: What is her height?
Husband:I never checked
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Husband: Not slim, can be healthy.
Inspector: Colour of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Husband: Changes according to season.
He got beaten by my wife as she thought it was me arrivingInspector: Colour of hair?
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Husband: Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Inspector: Was She driving?
Inspector: Color of the car?
Husband: Black Audi A8 with super changed 3.0litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual code. And it has full LED head lights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door……….and then husband starts crying…
Inspector: Don’t worry sir, we will find your car.
*A man was laughing when telling his friend
-At 3:30am last night, a thief entered my house.. I was at the pub and didn’t see anything..
His friend replies:
-A thief entered your house and you are laughing?? Didn’t get anything from your house
-yes, he got..
A small funny moment:
Teacher: If I give you two cats then I would add two cats and then I would add two cats again. How many cats do you have?
Teacher: listen carefully, I’ll give you two, I’ll add two more and I’ll add two more. How many cats do u have?
John: Seven Mam
Teacher: Okay like this, you might be confused. I gave you two apples then I’ll give you two more. Then I can increase two again, how many apples do u have?
Teacher: Good! Today, If I give u two cats and increase two and add another two more. How many cats do u have?
Teacher: Damn you kid! Where do you get that seven and your answer is always seven?
John: Mam, I have a cat now, then you’ll give me a six, so seven. Mam seven!!!