Funny Moments

Funny conversation:

Son: Daddy, I fell in love & and I want to marry this awesome girl.tories, 

Father:  son. Who is she?

Son: it’s Sandra, the neighbour’s  daughter.

Father: Ohh I wish you had n’t said that. I have to tell u something son,

But you must promise not to tell your mother.

Sandra is actually your sister.

The boy is naturally bummed out;

But a couple of months later:

Son: Daddy, I fell in love again she is even prettiest!

Father: That’s great son , who is she?

Son: It’s Angela, the other neighbours daughter.

Father:  Ohhh I wish u hadn’t said that.

Angela is also your sister.

This went on couple of times and son was so

Mad,

He went straight to his mother crying.

Son: Mom I am so mad at dad!

I fell in love with 6 girls but I can’t marry any of them because dad is their father!

The mother hugs him affectionately and says:

My love, u can marry whoever u want.

He isn’t your father..!!

                                                     

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 laughing time:

A man wanted divorce from his wife. This conversation with his lawyer is priceless.

A Polish man moved to USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got alone very well. One day polish man rushed into a layers office and asked the lawyer if the lawyer could arrange a divorce for him

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?

Yes, one acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of the case?

It made of concrete.

I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?

No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean what are your relations like?

All my relations are still in Poland.

Is their any infidelity in your marriage?

We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat up?

No, I always up before her.

Why do you want this divorce?

She is going to kill me.

What makes you think that? What kind of proof?

She is going to poison me. She buys a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read English pretty good, and it says:

Polish remover!

 

 

A small funny story:

Son: for what?

Father: hey why don’t you go and study?

Father: you will get good marks.

Son: then?

Father: you will get a good salary.

Son: then?

Father: you will get new car, big house..

Son: Then?

Father: you will relax..

Son: what do you think I’m doing write now???

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