Have Some Fun

Every one likes to have some fun , when your sad, stressed, happy, depressed whatever the situation is you love you laugh. Laugh is healthy too. So have some fun here by reading some funny conversations.

conversation between young boy and parents:

 

          A young man brings home her fiancée to meet her parents. After dinner , her mother, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancée to his study for a drink.

“So what are your plans?” the father asks the young man.

“I am a Torah  scholar,  ”  he replies.

“A Torah scholar, Hmm” the father says.

“Admirable, buy what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in as she’s accustomed to?”

“I will study,” the young man replies, “   and   God will provide for us.”

“And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring such as she deserves?” asks the father.

“I will study,” the young man replies, “  and   God will provide for us.”

“And how will u buy a beautiful engagement ring as she deserves?” asks the father.

“I will concentrate on my studies,” the young man replies, “and God will provide for us.”

And children?” asks the father. “How will you support children?”

“Don’t worry , sir ,God will provide,” replies the fiancée.

The conversation  proceeds  like  thus ,  and each time the father questions, the young idealist insists that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks, “How did it go, honey?”

The father answers, “He has no job and no plans ,but the good news is he thinks I’m God.”

 

                                                             

 

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Funny conversation between husband and wife:

1.

Wife:  My dear husband….

“How would you describe me…?”

HUSBAND: “A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K.”

WIFE:         “What does it mean?”

HUSBAND:  Adorable,Beautiful,Cute,Delightful,Elegant,

Fashionable,Gorgeous and Hot.”

WIFE:         “Aww thanks you but what about I,J,K?”

HUSBAND:  “I’m just kidding!”

 

                                                                                
 

 

 

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2. 

There is a man and a woman in a bar and the man turns to woman and says “HEY, I have got this magic water that can make me fly.” Then the woman says “I don’t believe you, Show me.”

So the man shows a  magic  water and gets on the top of the roof, jumps off, and flies back on. The woman says “Wow Do that again!”

And so the man goes back downstairs  to  drink  another  magic water, gets back on the roof, jump off, flies back on. The woman says

“Whoa!  i want to  try that for myself!” The woman goes downstairs, asks the bar tender for some magic water, drinks it, gets on the roof ,jumps off ,and dies.

When the man comes back downstairs the bar tender says to him,

“You know the Super Man,  you’re  a real jerk when you’re drunk.

 

                                                                           

 

 drink and drive joke:

Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, ”Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, Jim responds   “You see I have very bad asthma,  that   can set off an attack.”

“Alright”, says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.” “Can’t do that either,” Jim responds, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.”

“OK,” the cop answers “then I will need a urine sample.”“Sorry,” says Jim “I also have  diabetes , that could push my sugar count really low.”

“Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.” “Can’t do that either” responds Jim, “Why not?” Demanded   the   exasperated  cop.  “Well, because I’m  drunk.

                                                                                    

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